Comments on: Awesome Movie Review: The Pink Panther

By: j fyrste

j fyrste — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

And the question is why on Morrissey’s green earth would you ever watch this terrible film? There’s nothing in the review that you couldn’t have written without suffering through the film. Okay maybe except for the CLive Owen bit but still…

By: shawn

shawn — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Off day for the Mariners. I prefer not to leave the house. Wasn’t in the mood for Oblivion. I don’t have any friends. The more movies I watch, the more cost-effective Netflix becomes. While none of these reasons are particularly valid excuses, they all played a small role. And, just for the record, if I hadn’t watched the movie, I wouldn’t have known that Steve Martin pretends to have rough sex with a lady or that he electrocuted his own crotch while attempting to perform the good cop/bad cop routine.

By: Emaciated

Emaciated — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Nobody can pull off a good crotch gag like an animated George C. Scott. Although, did you catch the soccer game today between France and Spain? One of the frogs took a laser beam of a strike off of his crotch. The player hit the ground like a, well, like a frenchman in a gunfight and the ball caromed a good 20 yards. He may or may not have said “Arrrgh, my groin.” (Or rather “Euuuuuu, mon aine.”), ESPN doesn’t capture the on-field sound all that well.

By: shawn

shawn — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

That Frenchman must have a groin made of rubber. Or would it be an incredibly hard and flat groin? Physics was never my forte.

By: Animate Myspace

Animate Myspace — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It’s a crime to remake this absolute classic. I hate Hollywood.

By: shawn

shawn — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I agree with your opinion Animate Myspace, but I’m not sure what to make of your comment. Part of me thinks it’s a legitimate comment on a terrible movie that never should have been made. On the other hand, very rarely are comments made on old posts that aren’t spam. That, combined with the large number of animated graphics on the link you gave as your webpage, give me the impression that your comment might be from some kind of super-smart spambot.