Comments on: I ♥ Beef Fried Rice

By: Huitzilihuitl

Huitzilihuitl — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

What about the special fried rice with tiny little prawns or steamed rice?

By: shawn

shawn — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’ve never seen fried rice with prawns. I don’t eat seafood, so I doubt I’d like it. Steamed rice is all well and good, but beef fried rice is a meal in itself. I like to take my sweet and sour chicken and mix it up with the steamed rice, but I’d never fix an entire plateful of steamed rice and call it dinner, which is what I do with beef fried rice.

By: Emaciated

Emaciated — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Zombie Hitler fried rice would be a delicacy to rival shark fin soup.

By: shawn

shawn — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

There is no comparing Zombie Hitler fried rice and shark fin soup. There are many sharks (Jaws, Deep Blue Sea, Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl) but only one Zombie Hitler. Thus, Zombie Hitler fried rice would be a delicacy that would be affordable only to the five richest kings of Europe.

One other thing: I’m #1!

By: Emaciated

Emaciated — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

yeah, yeah, yeah . . . damn JJ Putz

By: John

John — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I only hope you are distinguishing “pork”, which is quite bland and uninteresting, from Chinese BBQ Pork, the best meat substance on earth.

By: shawn

shawn — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Emaciated, it’s A-Poo that’s been carrying my lineup. My only regret is not having faith in trading for Cole Hamels and Fransisco Liriano. I could have made some good money off their value increases over the last week or so. Oh well.

John, my hatred of pork fried rice should in no way reflect upon my opinion of pork products in general. I like pork. Just not in my fried rice.

By: Huitzilihuitl

Huitzilihuitl — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

If we are going for Totalitarian Fried rice then my pick would be Tito fried rice, Yugoslavia was like special fried rice held together by the yoke of Tito. Now it is like special fired rice after the catalyst of to many cheap vodka’s, you can’t even look at it anymore…but maybe Zombie Tito could do something about that!

By: shawn

shawn — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Hitler was so evil in life, the only thing that could make him more evil would be coming back as a zombie. Tito, on the other hand, wasn’t nearly as evil as Hitler. I’ve seen Underground, so I know about all the wacky hijinks that went on during Comrade Tito’s rule. Now maybe is Tito came back as a Dracula he’d be greater than Zombie Hitler. But, know that I think about it, you have to be made a Dracula while you’re still alive, and since there’s no Dracula Tito running around, I guess that means there’s no chance of Tito ever becoming a Dracula.