Comments on: No, It Isn’t http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32 rock on Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:47:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: The Marbelan Cantos http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32/comment-page-1#comment-179 The Marbelan Cantos Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=32#comment-179 It's a damn shame, and nobody's fault but Ezra's, that he should ever have to be mentioned in the same sentence as Mel Gibson. (Somewhere the same thing is probably happening with D.W. Griffiths and Michael Richards.) Almost as great a shame as the fact that I once shook Vin Diesel's hand, but he would never remember it. It’s a damn shame, and nobody’s fault but Ezra’s, that he should ever have to be mentioned in the same sentence as Mel Gibson. (Somewhere the same thing is probably happening with D.W. Griffiths and Michael Richards.)

Almost as great a shame as the fact that I once shook Vin Diesel’s hand, but he would never remember it.

]]> By: shawn http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32/comment-page-1#comment-180 shawn Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=32#comment-180 I don't think it's right to compare Griffith with Kramer. Kramer tossed around some racial slurs. Griffith made the KKK the heroes of arguably the most important movie of all time. And congrats on pressing the flesh with Vin Diesel. So tell me, how long did it take for your right hand to heal after being subjected to the action-packed force of Vin Diesel's mighty masculine grasp? I don’t think it’s right to compare Griffith with Kramer. Kramer tossed around some racial slurs. Griffith made the KKK the heroes of arguably the most important movie of all time. And congrats on pressing the flesh with Vin Diesel. So tell me, how long did it take for your right hand to heal after being subjected to the action-packed force of Vin Diesel’s mighty masculine grasp?

]]> By: The Marbelan Cantos http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32/comment-page-1#comment-181 The Marbelan Cantos Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=32#comment-181 His übermasculinity may have been toned down a little, as I was attending a screening of a movie he made (which I don't think has ever been released) about a thuggish drug dealer with a heart of gold (played by V.D. himself, natch) who finds his softer side with a Victoria's Secret model. Also he has sex with whores and beats people up, and there was a "twist" ending. My friend played the kindly old black guy who teaches him about life. I retrospectively award it one tiny head of D.W. Griffith(s). His übermasculinity may have been toned down a little, as I was attending a screening of a movie he made (which I don’t think has ever been released) about a thuggish drug dealer with a heart of gold (played by V.D. himself, natch) who finds his softer side with a Victoria’s Secret model. Also he has sex with whores and beats people up, and there was a “twist” ending. My friend played the kindly old black guy who teaches him about life. I retrospectively award it one tiny head of D.W. Griffith(s).

]]> By: shawn http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32/comment-page-1#comment-182 shawn Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=32#comment-182 Did Vin Diesel dance the twist? Is that why you put "twist" in quotation marks? And kudos to you for having an old black friend. Did Vin Diesel dance the twist? Is that why you put “twist” in quotation marks? And kudos to you for having an old black friend.

]]> By: The Marbelan Cantos http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32/comment-page-1#comment-183 The Marbelan Cantos Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=32#comment-183 I didn't say I had an old black friend. I said my friend <i>played</i> an old black guy. I didn’t say I had an old black friend. I said my friend played an old black guy.

]]> By: shawn http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32/comment-page-1#comment-184 shawn Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=32#comment-184 Then kudos for you for having a friend who can convincingly resemble an old black guy. Then kudos for you for having a friend who can convincingly resemble an old black guy.

]]> By: DanZi http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32/comment-page-1#comment-185 DanZi Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=32#comment-185 Does a Holiwood super film have to be authentic? It is great visual experience, adrenalin pumping stuff and that's it. U want historicly correct facts u go to the library not to the cinema, right? Does a Holiwood super film have to be authentic? It is great visual experience, adrenalin pumping stuff and that’s it. U want historicly correct facts u go to the library not to the cinema, right?

]]> By: shawn http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32/comment-page-1#comment-186 shawn Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=32#comment-186 No, a Hollywood film doesn't have to be historically accurate. However, it's far too often that a filmmaker will try to pass off and promote a film as "authentic." If a director goes around acting as if his film is an accurate depiction of a certain historical time or way of life but the film actually turns out to be filled with mistakes, then that's a problem. No, a Hollywood film doesn’t have to be historically accurate. However, it’s far too often that a filmmaker will try to pass off and promote a film as “authentic.” If a director goes around acting as if his film is an accurate depiction of a certain historical time or way of life but the film actually turns out to be filled with mistakes, then that’s a problem.

]]> By: Abishake http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32/comment-page-1#comment-187 Abishake Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=32#comment-187 This is a wierd site! This is a wierd site!

]]> By: Mr. Mofo http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/32/comment-page-1#comment-188 Mr. Mofo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=32#comment-188 Being betrayed by "your" woman kinda sucks butt. Being betrayed by “your” woman kinda sucks butt.

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