Comments on: One-Act Play In Which I Am A Shirtless Denim Model And You Are An Idiot http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/65 rock on Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:47:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Harriet Beecher Marbles http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/65/comment-page-1#comment-25 Harriet Beecher Marbles Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=65#comment-25 I feel bad about feeling sorry for myself for nobody reading my crappy site when you are coming up with much better material more regularly and you hardly ever complain about nobody reading it. Life is a slow thankless march toward death and I was a fool to believe otherwise. On a lighter note, I'm having a delicious pizza for dinner. I feel bad about feeling sorry for myself for nobody reading my crappy site when you are coming up with much better material more regularly and you hardly ever complain about nobody reading it. Life is a slow thankless march toward death and I was a fool to believe otherwise. On a lighter note, I’m having a delicious pizza for dinner.

]]> By: shawn http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/65/comment-page-1#comment-26 shawn Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=65#comment-26 I wish I had pizza. I didn't have any supper at all, although I have some rice and yogurt in the fridge, should I get hungry. I stopped caring about readers long ago. What bothers me is that I know I have a few regular readers who never post comments. That pisses me off. Comments were once the best part about this blog, or so I've been told. Sadly, the only people who read this silly blog (not ha-ha silly, but pathetic silly) are idiots and webcrawlers. At least some blogs get comment spam, I don't even get that. It's very depressing. I wish I had pizza. I didn’t have any supper at all, although I have some rice and yogurt in the fridge, should I get hungry. I stopped caring about readers long ago. What bothers me is that I know I have a few regular readers who never post comments. That pisses me off. Comments were once the best part about this blog, or so I’ve been told. Sadly, the only people who read this silly blog (not ha-ha silly, but pathetic silly) are idiots and webcrawlers. At least some blogs get comment spam, I don’t even get that. It’s very depressing.

]]> By: Emaciated http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/65/comment-page-1#comment-27 Emaciated Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=65#comment-27 Wilmer Valderrama is completely unknown to most of America (even those who could recognize him as "Fez" would probably stare blankly at you if you asked them "Who is Wilmer Valderrama?") But he is a major tabloid superstar, appearing all the time in Us Weekly (the wife has a subscription, which may be funny to you and may be funny to me, but isn't because let me tell you, I'm flipping through that thing the day it arrives in the mail saying things like "What a great dress Marcia Cross is wearing" and "Who-boy that Lindsey Lohan looks a lot better since she grew back her boobs and dumped Wilmer Valderrama" Which gets us back to the point, that guy is all over the tabloids. Ladies follow the tabloids like other folks follow sports. Wilmer is a lot like, say Roberto Petagine. Most people would say "Who's that? Is he the guy who plays Fez?", but you know who he is, he's plastered all over the baseball talk pages. Roberto "Wilmer Valderrama" Petagine, that's a good nickname. Also, what the hell is a shirtless denim model? Like jeans? Wilmer Valderrama is completely unknown to most of America (even those who could recognize him as “Fez” would probably stare blankly at you if you asked them “Who is Wilmer Valderrama?”) But he is a major tabloid superstar, appearing all the time in Us Weekly (the wife has a subscription, which may be funny to you and may be funny to me, but isn’t because let me tell you, I’m flipping through that thing the day it arrives in the mail saying things like “What a great dress Marcia Cross is wearing” and “Who-boy that Lindsey Lohan looks a lot better since she grew back her boobs and dumped Wilmer Valderrama” Which gets us back to the point, that guy is all over the tabloids. Ladies follow the tabloids like other folks follow sports. Wilmer is a lot like, say Roberto Petagine. Most people would say “Who’s that? Is he the guy who plays Fez?”, but you know who he is, he’s plastered all over the baseball talk pages. Roberto “Wilmer Valderrama” Petagine, that’s a good nickname.

Also, what the hell is a shirtless denim model? Like jeans?

]]> By: shawn http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/65/comment-page-1#comment-28 shawn Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=65#comment-28 And yes, a shirtless denim model is a jeans model. Despite your subscription to tabloid magazines, you obviously have not been exposed to nearly enough fashion advertising. As far as I can tell, men buys jeans that are advertised by well-oiled shirtless male models, usually standing in the middle of a vast desert wasteland. And yes, a shirtless denim model is a jeans model. Despite your subscription to tabloid magazines, you obviously have not been exposed to nearly enough fashion advertising. As far as I can tell, men buys jeans that are advertised by well-oiled shirtless male models, usually standing in the middle of a vast desert wasteland.

]]> By: serenity http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/65/comment-page-1#comment-29 serenity Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=65#comment-29 omg this shit is so fucking funny i love you willmer you are so funny well i have to go right now i wish i can write more love you guys serenity ps. my brother said hey omg this shit is so fucking funny i love you willmer you are so funny well i have to go right now i wish i can write more love you guys

serenity

ps. my brother said hey

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