Comments on: A One-Act Play In Which I Attempt To Console Two Sobbing Children http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/99 rock on Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:53:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Madmarblegan http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/99/comment-page-1#comment-234 Madmarblegan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=99#comment-234 Sir Ian isn't into the poonanny. He likes delectable penis. (Isn't that a Flaming Lips song?) Sir Ian isn’t into the poonanny. He likes delectable penis. (Isn’t that a Flaming Lips song?)

]]> By: shawn http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/99/comment-page-1#comment-235 shawn Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=99#comment-235 Are you thinking of King Missile's "Detachable Penis"? And I might have to add poonanny to the Love Hewitt Word Filter. Maybe replace "poonanny" with "Robert Smith"? Are you thinking of King Missile’s “Detachable Penis”? And I might have to add poonanny to the Love Hewitt Word Filter. Maybe replace “poonanny” with “Robert Smith”?

]]> By: Emaciated http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/99/comment-page-1#comment-236 Emaciated Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=99#comment-236 Sir Ian McKellen only pretends to be gay in order to get ahead in Hollywood. He also pretends to be Jewish, an asshole, and to have big, fake tits. Sir Ian McKellen knows how to play the system. As a former thespian, I can say that not only are there too few sobbing children on stage, but also that audiences are desperate for more sobbing children. In fact a documentary about sobbing children (working title: "Waaaah-ah-ung-ah-ung-waaaaaaaaah!") exploring why they are sobbing and what can be done to shut them the hell up would no doubt knock 'em dead at Cannes. Poonanny! Sir Ian McKellen only pretends to be gay in order to get ahead in Hollywood. He also pretends to be Jewish, an asshole, and to have big, fake tits. Sir Ian McKellen knows how to play the system.

As a former thespian, I can say that not only are there too few sobbing children on stage, but also that audiences are desperate for more sobbing children. In fact a documentary about sobbing children (working title: “Waaaah-ah-ung-ah-ung-waaaaaaaaah!”) exploring why they are sobbing and what can be done to shut them the hell up would no doubt knock ‘em dead at Cannes.

Poonanny!

]]> By: shawn http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/archives/99/comment-page-1#comment-237 shawn Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 http://iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/?p=99#comment-237 Don't forget about the way Sir Ian is always finding a way to get himself into the tabloids. I hear TMZ.com has an entire server dedicated to hosting the terabytes of upkilt pics of McKellen's member. Don’t forget about the way Sir Ian is always finding a way to get himself into the tabloids. I hear TMZ.com has an entire server dedicated to hosting the terabytes of upkilt pics of McKellen’s member.

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