i am obsessed with log files

I apologise for the not-so-unusual lack of postings recently. My worthless cable company (Cox) recently jacked up their prices and, as a reward for finding a way to take even more of my precious monies, immediately stopped providing reliable Internet service. Normally my Internet is slow because I use an extreme amount of bandwidth downloading hour after hour of hardcore German pornography, but now it’s slow because my connection keeps crapping out and I have to keep resetting my router. Cox is lucky I am a social coward who fears almost all verbal contact with my fellow man, or they would be getting quite the angry support call right now.

I’ve been getting a lot of spam comments lately. Most are of the free ringtone variety. But today, someone (or something) has been posting comments with no name, no subject and no content. Because these comments have nothing for the Love Hewitt Spam Filter to scan, they’re getting through pretty much all of the time. This bothers me. It means my blog has been compromised. What was once a bastion of meaningful discussion and intellectual rumination has become a haven for empty spam, spam that advertises nothing, that links to nothing, that believes in nothing.