superficially judging people is fun

Ben Affleck is a pussy. He goes to hospital because he has a headache. What a pussy. You know what I do when I have a headache? I take a half dozen ibuprofen and suck it up. But Ben Affleck, being such a giant pussy, has to go to the emergency room. So instead of treating victims of the random drunken violence that I assume rages on non-stop in Cambridge, Mass., the emergency room doctors had to waste their valuable time and skills giving Affleck some Advil and a cold washcloth to put on his forehead. I’m not sure if anyone died yesterday in the vicinity of Cambridge, but if someone did, it’s Affleck’s fault. Their blood is on his hands.