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		<title>Ben Affleck and Organized Pedophila</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2006 23:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ben Affleck is a pussy.  He goes to hospital because <a href="http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1199021,00.html">he has a headache</a>.  What a pussy.  You know what I do when I have a headache?  I take a half dozen ibuprofen and suck it up.  But Ben Affleck, being such a giant pussy, has to go to the emergency room.  So instead of treating victims of the random drunken violence that I assume rages on non-stop in Cambridge, Mass., the emergency room doctors had to waste their valuable time and skills giving Affleck some Advil and a cold washcloth to put on his forehead.  I'm not sure if anyone died yesterday in the vicinity of Cambridge, but if someone did, it's Affleck's fault.  Their blood is on his hands.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ben Affleck is a pussy.  He goes to hospital because <a href="http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1199021,00.html">he has a headache</a>.  What a pussy.  You know what I do when I have a headache?  I take a half dozen ibuprofen and suck it up.  But Ben Affleck, being such a giant pussy, has to go to the emergency room.  So instead of treating victims of the random drunken violence that I assume rages on non-stop in Cambridge, Mass., the emergency room doctors had to waste their valuable time and skills giving Affleck some Advil and a cold washcloth to put on his forehead.  I&#8217;m not sure if anyone died yesterday in the vicinity of Cambridge, but if someone did, it&#8217;s Affleck&#8217;s fault.  Their blood is on his hands.</p>
<p>I suppose one good thing came out of this: it got me to stop thinking about <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060530/od_nm/dutch_pedophiles_dc;_ylt=AgNkFq3wsC9Kxs5L8ak3CyADW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBhZDhxNDFzBHNlYwNtZW5ld3M-">Dutch pedophiles&#8217; attempt to form a political party</a>.  They want the eliminate that whole pesky age of consent rule.  They say such laws only make children curious.  But isn&#8217;t that what a pedophile should want?  If changing the laws eliminates the sexual curiosity of young children, how will the pedophiles take advantage of them?  It&#8217;s a Catch-22: they want to eliminate the age of consent to provide legal access to underage children, but eliminating those laws would make the children decidedly less horny and sexually curious, thus depriving the pedophiles access to the horny pre-pubescent children they so greatly desire.  I never realized pedophilia was filled with such conundrums.  I suppose their efforts will fail and they&#8217;ll have to go back to pretending to be equal rights activists and dreaming about having sex with an 11-year-old Ben Affleck.  No, I take that back, not even a pedophile would want to have sex with a pussy like Affleck.</p>
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