the wacky adventures of me and lamont

This is not an April Fool’s Day joke. I am in desperate need of money. For those of you who don’t already know, I earn a meager wage breakdancing in the food court at the mall. I’d wager there are idiots reading this blog who make more in a week than I do in a month. Recently, it’s become very hard to make ends meet and keep this blog up and running. Blogging ain’t cheap. I pay for the hamsters that power my webserver. I pay for the zebu blood that lubricates the exercise wheels of the hamsters that power the webserver. And I pay for the feed cost of the zebus whose blood lubricates the exercise wheels of the hamsters that power my webserver. Zebus ain’t cheap. And it’s not like you can just walk into a PetSmart and buy a zebu. Sure, every other Saturday the local PetSmart has a zebu adoption day, but those people are always asking all sorts of questions.