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Awesome Movie Review: Ginger Snaps
Although I once declared that The Onion Has Jumped The Shark, they redeemed themselves with Make-A-Wish Recipient Now Wishes Macho Man Randy Savage Would Go Away. “Snap into remission!” might be the cleverest phrase ever published online. And I’ll admit that I was intrigued by the capsule in this article describing Ginger Snaps:
Awesome Movie Recomendation: Dracula: Pages from a Virgin’s Diary
Oftentimes, when I am watching a Dracula movie, I think to myself, “Man, this Dracula movie has way too much spoken dialogue.” Or, “Man, this Dracula movie doesn’t have nearly enough dancing.” And, on the rarest of occasions, I think, “Man, this Dracula movie doesn’t have nearly enough Chinese Draculas.” Fortunately, Guy Maddin feels my pain. He directed a silent film version of the Royal Winnipeg Ballet’s adaptation of Stoker’s novel. It’s pretty damn good. Lots of iris and filters, like a good silent movie should have and lots of dancing. I don’t know if the dancing is any good. I’ve really seen a ballet before. That’s why I’m not writing a full Awesome Movie Review of Pages from a Virgin’s Diary or rating it on a scale of one to five tiny heads of Sergei Eisenstein. For all I know, the Royal Winnipeg Ballet could be the world’s shittiest ballet.
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