Xbox, Again?
BioSchlock
I apologise for the title of this post. It sounds like something out of Mad Magazine. Actually, it’s not even that good. It’s like something out of Cracked, the magazine, not the website. The Cracked website titles all their posts in the “The n Most x y, where n is a number, x is an adjective, and y is an element of pop culture that is meant to seem ironic. But I digress.
Let The Countdown Begin
November 19th, idiots, that’s the day video gaming as we know it will be forever changed. November 19th is the day when The King, of Burger King fame, will make his gaming debut, on both the Xbox and the Xbox, Again?. I can’t wait. I want to be the first person on my block to command the Subservient Chicken and bump Brooke Burke into submission. Once I get a few more rolls of duct tape, I’m going to try to finish my time machine, so I can go into the future and get the games before everyone else. For those of you too lazy or illiterate to read the linked article, here are the descriptions of the three games, with the appropriate emphasis added:
“Pocketbike Racer” – In the wild world of Pocketbike racing, players race the King and his miniature motorbike crew through five fun, yet challenging speedways.
Madden No 7
The title of this post sounded much cleverer in my head. You see, Madden 07 came out yesterday and I’m attempting to make a play on words, switching the oh-seven to a no-seven. Unfortunately, No is also a common abbreviation for number, which might lead one to believe that I’m blogging about Madden #7. Then some random idiot will post an anonymous comment using a fake email address saying something along the lines of, “You are a douchebag. There have been more than seven Maddens. PS3 p0wnz Xbox, Again?!” So I just want everyone to know that I am not blogging about the seventh edition of Madden. I’m blogging about my intention to not play Madden 07 and using an ill-conceived pun to convey this intention.
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