June 2007

I like porn. Some might say I love porn. Others might say I am addicted to porn. And some learnéd individuals might even say that my porn addiction is all-consuming and that I need a hobby or to learn how to interact socially with other human beings. In short, I am a fan of the naked ladies.

My dream in life is to lock Jennifer Love Hewitt in a cage in my basement. My favourite episode of Buffy is “Consequences,” where Angel chains Faith to a wall in his basement. In short, being that I possess none of the qualities that ladies find attractive, my ideal sexy lady is one who cannot run away.